Santa and Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy
Santa: Luk so many bandages pakka truck accident case.
Banta: Areh, truck number is also written, BC-1700.
How can SANTA kill a LION?
SANTA thinks & thinks hard...
& comes to a conclusion:
"I'll drink POISON...
& let the LION eat ME"
What'd be the surname if the son born to a single father?
Ans: Eknathji.
What'd be the surname if the son born to three fathers?
Ans: Trivedi.
what if born to a suspense one?
Ans: Guptaji.
Santa asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"
Lady replied:"i don't know. but it starts with "T"
Santa: You are very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.
Man went to apply for a job.
After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for
the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said,
"We have an opening for people like you." "Oh,
great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the
door!"
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