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Santa and Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy
Santa: Luk so many bandages pakka truck accident case.
Banta: Areh, truck number is also written, BC-1700.

How can SANTA kill a LION?
SANTA thinks & thinks hard...
& comes to a conclusion:
"I'll drink POISON...
& let the LION eat ME"



What'd be the surname if the son born to a single father?
Ans: Eknathji.
What'd be the surname if the son born to three fathers?
Ans: Trivedi.
what if born to a suspense one?
Ans: Guptaji.



Santa asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"
Lady replied:"i don't know. but it starts with "T"
Santa: You are very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.


Man went to apply for a job.
After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for
the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said,
"We have an opening for people like you." "Oh,
great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the
door!"


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hehehheheheee!!! 1derful....especially d 4th 1!!!

hey...nice PJz....da last one waz da best... ..!!!!

nice jokes

cool...keep posting....

Hello
Nice joke Sir. Here is one more interesting joke.

Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger's tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn't want to start anything by bringing it up. Then, the tiger again feels the tongue, again in the same place.

He decides to confront the after tiger, and asks him, "Did you just lick me twice in the butt?"

The other tiger replied, "Yeah, sorry about that. I just ate a lawyer and I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth."
Thanks.